Tuesday, June 30, 2009

James Bond

Two men are seen in a room. One, named James, is strapped down to a table, with a lazer hanging above his head. The Second one, named Bob, is standing beside the table.


James: You expect me to talk?


Bob: No. No. I expect you to...


James: Expect me to what?


Bob: Er. Oh sorry. I just had a Déjà vu.


James: How do you mean?


Bob: Well. This whole setting seems familiar to me.


James: I don’t think thats Déjà vu, but more of a cliché. Don’t you think?


Bob: Hmm. I don’t know about that.


James: Well, because this scenario is so familiar to the audiences and to us, and it immediately establishes our characters and what is going on. Making it a cliché.


Bob: Hmm. Well, I guess your right. Either way. I’m gonna kill you.


James: (With a big smile on his face, quickly turning into a frown) oh..

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