Never Ending Shortcut

Friday, February 8, 2008

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Monday, January 28, 2008

I sat up from his seat in class. My mom said if I, Rob, ever wanted to get a girl, I would need to sit up strait. So I did so. I wasn’t getting very good grades, maybe girls digged nerds. I remembered that freckled face red head from gym class, with the big glasses. That couldn’t be it. Suddenly the phone rang, “Hello this is Mimi…”

I jumped up, from my seat. I didn’t know any Mimi’s but she sounded hot. The phone hung to my side, I brought it back up to my mouth, “Hey Mimi!”

The phone picked up her voice still talking quite fast. I didn’t understand the words. I decided to cut to the chase, “Hey Mimi you wanna go out tomorrow?”

Mimis’ voice stated the last words, “Thank you for listening to this automated computer voice recording-”

The phone hung up.

-Rob Banks was stupid.