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Lawn Mower Mayhem
Lawn Mower Mayhem
By JeffZHigs
Chapter 1: Haggis
13 years ago, in this very room. An old guy named Haggis, haggis got so mad at all there little children who laughed at his funny name. Haggis is a funny name if I didn’t tell you. So this guy was mowing his carpet one morning, and then he ran over his foot. Big pains hurt his foot.
Chapter 2: Amputation
The doctor operated on Haggis’ foot, his foot still hurt, but they put and end to that.
Chapter 3: Funeral
Haggis died.
Chapter 4: Ghost
Haggis comes back from the Ford Dealership (Oops, I meant dead). Haggis scared the heebie-jeebies out off that kids that made fun of him. Haggis was stupid.
Chapter 5: Morale
Don’t name your kid Haggis.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Short Story 3
Phone Book 3.0:
Behind the Scenes of Phone Book 2.0
A JeffZHigs Story
Chapter 1: Inspiration
To tell the truth I forgot how I realised that writing a sequel to the famous Phone Book was why I was created. It was my purpose in life. Writing a sequel to such an amazing book was a challenge, but I believe I pulled it off.
Chapter 2: Why a sequel?
Cause I can.
Chapter 3: Reference Page
I have a confession to make, This is actually a sentence.
Chapter 4: Cookies
I did plan to make the Phone Book 3.0 to come with cookies, but we all can’t make are dreams become awsomer eh?
Chapter 5: Glossary
- Truth- It’s like when you realised that Santa got killed in a freak circus accident
- Can- It’s what pop comes in
- Chapter 3- The beginning of a new era. Well actually it’s not.
- Sentence- When the circus freaks got put in jail for killing Santa in an “accident”
- Glossary- You should have realised this by know.
- Era- I dunno. It sounded cool at the time.
Chapter 6: Bibliography
This may be hard to believe, but I didn’t need to spell check bibliography. I’m a great guesser.
The End
Short Story 2
The Phone Book 2.0
A story written by JeffZHigs
Chapter 1: My Phone Number
JeffZHigs: Private Private
Chapter 2: Index
JeffZHigs: Page1
The End
Short Story
William Shakespeare #2
A story by JeffZHigs
Chapter 1: Day one.
I was born.
Chapter 2: Day two
I celebrated my one day anniversary of my birth.
Chapter 3: Eight Days Later
I realised that I wasted ten whole days of my life.
Chapter 4: Two Months Later
A month and a half passed by. Well that plus another half.
Chapter 5: First Birthday
I turned as much as my IQ was at the time.
Chapter 6: Font
I found the font controls for the computer.
Chapter 7: Sixth Birthday
I turned six.
Chapter 8: Pencil
I dropped a pencil sharpener on my foot.
Chapter 9: Nose
I broke my nose while riding a bike.
Chapter 10: book
From this point on in the book, you will not be reading chapters that have only one digit.
Chapter 11: book
Told you…
Chapter 12: epiphany
I realised I should write a book about my life. Setting a goal of one and a half pages.
Chapter 13: Watch
I realised that the time was 4:58.
Chapter 14: Realisation
I realised that my goal was complete. I smiled looking over the print preview.
The End