Lawn Mower Mayhem

Lawn Mower Mayhem

By JeffZHigs

Chapter 1: Haggis

13 years ago, in this very room. An old guy named Haggis, haggis got so mad at all there little children who laughed at his funny name. Haggis is a funny name if I didn’t tell you. So this guy was mowing his carpet one morning, and then he ran over his foot. Big pains hurt his foot.

Chapter 2: Amputation

The doctor operated on Haggis’ foot, his foot still hurt, but they put and end to that.

Chapter 3: Funeral

Haggis died.

Chapter 4: Ghost

Haggis comes back from the Ford Dealership (Oops, I meant dead). Haggis scared the heebie-jeebies out off that kids that made fun of him. Haggis was stupid.

Chapter 5: Morale

Don’t name your kid Haggis.