Sunday, December 20, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Groucho Test Animation
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Art Thieves
CourtRoom Scene
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
James Bond
Two men are seen in a room. One, named James, is strapped down to a table, with a lazer hanging above his head. The Second one, named Bob, is standing beside the table.
James: You expect me to talk?
Bob: No. No. I expect you to...
James: Expect me to what?
Bob: Er. Oh sorry. I just had a Déjà vu.
James: How do you mean?
Bob: Well. This whole setting seems familiar to me.
James: I don’t think thats Déjà vu, but more of a cliché. Don’t you think?
Bob: Hmm. I don’t know about that.
James: Well, because this scenario is so familiar to the audiences and to us, and it immediately establishes our characters and what is going on. Making it a cliché.
Bob: Hmm. Well, I guess your right. Either way. I’m gonna kill you.
James: (With a big smile on his face, quickly turning into a frown) oh..
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Payment.
Austin and Eric are walking and talking about something
Eric: So I said to the other guy, that’s not the garbage disposal, thats my wife.
(Austin and Eric both laugh)
Austin: Aha thats a good one.
Eric: Hey Dude!
Austin: What?
Eric: Over there.
(Austin looks over and sees nothing)
Austin: Theirs nothing over there.
Eric: Exactly. Its the invisible man!
Austin: The invisible man?
Eric: Ya. But he doesn’t like to be called that, call him john.
Austin: Call him John?
Eric: Ya. He gets really angry when people call him the invisivle--
Invisible Man: Hey is that you Eric?
Eric: John. How longs it been?
Invisible Man: Are you going to introduce me to your friend?
Eric: Oh. Right. Uh... This is my friend Austin.
Austin: Uh, hello.
Eric (to Austin only): Whats a matter with you? This guy is bigger than both of us.
Eric: Me and Austin were just talking about you.
Austin: No we weren’t
(Eric hits Austin)
Eric: HaHa. What a kidder!
Eric (to Austin only): Dude. Play our cards right and we can get out of this alive!
Invisible Man: Hey, I want my money Eric.
Eric: Oh, heehee. Right. The money.
Eric (to Austin only): Can I borrow 20 bucks?
Austin: Im broke.
Eric: Um. John. heehee. I uh I don’t know if I can pay you--
Invisible Man: I’ve given you till Thursday.
Eric: Oh, and its wednesday.
Austin: Its Thursday
Eric (to Austin only): Ok, on my mark, we run.
Eric: Ok I think of have the money somewhere in my- RUN!
(Eric starts running)
(Eric gets stopped by Invisible Man, and gets beat up.)
Invisible Man: Why you hitting your self Eric? WHY Are You Hitting Your Self?
(Eric hitting himself)
Eric (Crying): I don’t know... I don’t know.
(After a minute of seeing Eric getting beatin’ up by the invisible man.)
(Eric walks back up to Austin)
Eric: Oh. I survived.
Austin: Hey I actually got 20 dollars right here in my Jacket Pocket!