Austin and Eric are walking and talking about something
Eric: So I said to the other guy, that’s not the garbage disposal, thats my wife.
(Austin and Eric both laugh)
Austin: Aha thats a good one.
Eric: Hey Dude!
Austin: What?
Eric: Over there.
(Austin looks over and sees nothing)
Austin: Theirs nothing over there.
Eric: Exactly. Its the invisible man!
Austin: The invisible man?
Eric: Ya. But he doesn’t like to be called that, call him john.
Austin: Call him John?
Eric: Ya. He gets really angry when people call him the invisivle--
Invisible Man: Hey is that you Eric?
Eric: John. How longs it been?
Invisible Man: Are you going to introduce me to your friend?
Eric: Oh. Right. Uh... This is my friend Austin.
Austin: Uh, hello.
Eric (to Austin only): Whats a matter with you? This guy is bigger than both of us.
Eric: Me and Austin were just talking about you.
Austin: No we weren’t
(Eric hits Austin)
Eric: HaHa. What a kidder!
Eric (to Austin only): Dude. Play our cards right and we can get out of this alive!
Invisible Man: Hey, I want my money Eric.
Eric: Oh, heehee. Right. The money.
Eric (to Austin only): Can I borrow 20 bucks?
Austin: Im broke.
Eric: Um. John. heehee. I uh I don’t know if I can pay you--
Invisible Man: I’ve given you till Thursday.
Eric: Oh, and its wednesday.
Austin: Its Thursday
Eric (to Austin only): Ok, on my mark, we run.
Eric: Ok I think of have the money somewhere in my- RUN!
(Eric starts running)
(Eric gets stopped by Invisible Man, and gets beat up.)
Invisible Man: Why you hitting your self Eric? WHY Are You Hitting Your Self?
(Eric hitting himself)
Eric (Crying): I don’t know... I don’t know.
(After a minute of seeing Eric getting beatin’ up by the invisible man.)
(Eric walks back up to Austin)
Eric: Oh. I survived.
Austin: Hey I actually got 20 dollars right here in my Jacket Pocket!
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