Bank

(Enter 2 robbers into a bank)

banker: next!

(2 robbers put on ski masks and walks up to banker)

(both pull out guns, but one guy has his fingers in a gun shape)

robber 1: wheres your gun?

robber 2: Um. I left it in my other pair of pants. you know the ones with the zipper pockets

robber 1: I know what it looks like! 

robber 1: give us all your money!

banker: Alright. Do you got a card?

robber 2: oh, right. here you are.

robber 1: Hey! what’s amatter with you?

robber 2: Well he just asked. and I thought I might as well make a withdrawal so..

robber 1: nows not the time!

robber 2: oh ya, right. Sorry buddy.

robber 1: Ok its alright. Now Give us all your money!

banker: Sorry Im on my break now, I’ll be back later.

(Exit banker)

the robbers sit down and wait

(Enter cop)

cop: Now what’s all this then?

robbers: Oh fine! you got us! we came here to get money. But the teller went on a    break. and..

cop: Alright, you’ve said enough, I know exactly what to do for you.

(Exit cop)

robbers look at each other confused)

(Enter cop)

cop: Here you lads are, I’ve brought the manager to help you boys out.

manager: Alright, so what can I do for you?

cop stands happily beside them

robber 2: (Whispers) You see, we came here for all of your money.

manager: pardon?

robber 2: (Whispers) We want all of your money!

manager: Sorry but can you speak louder?

robber 1: We’re trying to rob you!

long silence

manager: well...

manager: in a way we all are trying to rob people aren’t we?

cop: Yes we are.

robber 2: Well said buddy

robber 1: No! Im trying to rob the bank!

robber 2: Thats my buddy.

All laugh except robber 1

robber 1: No! Thats not what I mean!

customer: LOOK out that mans robbing the bank (pointing to some other person in the       bank)

(Exit Everybody)