"Story"

Our story starts where any other story starts, by introducing the setting. Which is in fact exactly what I was about to do. The story takes place in an undetermined location because the writer did not give specifications. But what is known, is that it takes place in the continent of North America, in the present world that we, as a nation, know and live in. 

Now is the part of our story where we will introduce our characters. That the Reader will soon be able to know and love, or hate, or envy, or whatever the mood is established that the writer wrote. The main character in this story is named Protagonist. Yes. His parents named him Protagonist. This is, by sheer coincidence, the protagonist in our story. So, on with the introduction of characters. The second character in this story, is Antagonist. Yes. Again by sheer coincidence. Our two main characters our called Protagonist and Antagonist. 

Our story starts with our two main character, Protagonist and Antagonist. In fact the best of friends. Ever since they were as tall as a 2 foot tall tree. In fact. They both were 2 feet tall when they first met each other. So our two characters were looking for some land to buy, and build two separate houses on the land, and save money on buying 1 plot of land, then 2 separate plots of land. So our two characters then purchased this plot of land, and looked over this vast barren plot that they had spent there money on.

Protagonist then started walking towards the center of the plot. When he tripped and fell. Antagonist was far off, out of the way, so they both wondered how Protagonist tripped, and fell. But soon they both found out what had caused this. There was a hole. A hole that he had tripped over. and eventually fell.They both found that they’re plot was full of holes. The plot was full of holes, from big holes to little holes for the exception of black holes.

Protagonist then thought of this for a moment, and said to Antagonist, "Hey, Isn't it weird that we weren't given enough information about our plot. and we stumbled into a plot hole?"

"No, its just your imagination" Antagonist replied.

Protagonist took this offensively, "It is not!"

Yes it is. Your always imagining things, pink elephants, now crazy plot holes!" 

"Hey, at least Im not a nincompoop!"

"I know you are but what am I?"

This fight of terribly lame slander went on for sometime. and eventually Antagonist started opposing Protagonist on almost everything about the plot. They both finally agreed to split the land in half. At this moment, by sheer coincidence, a surveyor was taking a stroll across the neighborhood. and the Protagonist called him over, "Hey, your a surveyor aren't you?"

"Why of course I am, but you can call me Conflict." 

Yes. Once again, by yet another sheer coincidence, the surveyors name was Conflict.

"Can you help us settle this plot?" Asked Protagonist.

"Well, Im not sure let me go and ask my boss. He's better at this sort of thing." 

"Alright, sounds good, where is he at?"

The Protagonist was led by Conflict to the boss. The boss’s name was Climax, again another coincidence. So The Protagonist was led by Conflict to Climax. Climax would make the plot clear for the Protagonist. So the Protagonist was happy. Everything was then cleared up after Climax came and did his part. 

Now our story comes to an end. But before we do finish our ending, we thought it would be best to explain the aftermath of the events that you have read. Well, on second though. Never mind.