James Bond

Two men are seen in a room. One, named James, is strapped down to a table, with a lazer hanging above his head. The Second one, named Bob, is standing beside the table.

James: You expect me to talk?

Bob: No. No. I expect you to...

James: Expect me to what?

Bob: Er. Oh sorry. I just had a Déjà vu.

James: How do you mean?

Bob: Well. This whole setting seems familiar to me.

James: I don’t think thats Déjà vu, but more of a cliché. Don’t you think?

Bob: Hmm. I don’t know about that.

James: Well, because this scenario is so familiar to the audiences and to us, and it immediately establishes our characters and what is going on. Making it a cliché.

Bob: Hmm. Well, I guess your right. Either way. I’m gonna kill you.

James: (With a big smile on his face, quickly turning into a frown) oh..

Robin Hood

Dragon

I've never drawn a dragon before. So I was like, what the hay.

Easter Bunny

Ya. I know its a little late. But Look at how buff he is.

Payment.

Austin and Eric are walking and talking about something

Eric: So I said to the other guy, that’s not the garbage disposal, thats my wife.

(Austin and Eric both laugh)

Austin: Aha thats a good one.

Eric: Hey Dude!

Austin: What?

Eric: Over there.

(Austin looks over and sees nothing)

Austin: Theirs nothing over there.

Eric: Exactly. Its the invisible man!

Austin: The invisible man?

Eric: Ya. But he doesn’t like to be called that, call him john.

Austin: Call him John?

Eric: Ya. He gets really angry when people call him the invisivle--

Invisible Man: Hey is that you Eric?

Eric: John. How longs it been?

Invisible Man: Are you going to introduce me to your friend?

Eric: Oh. Right. Uh... This is my friend Austin.

Austin: Uh, hello.

Eric (to Austin only): Whats a matter with you? This guy is bigger than both of us.

Eric: Me and Austin were just talking about you.

Austin: No we weren’t

(Eric hits Austin)

Eric: HaHa. What a kidder!

Eric (to Austin only): Dude. Play our cards right and we can get out of this alive!

Invisible Man: Hey, I want my money Eric.

Eric: Oh, heehee. Right. The money.

Eric (to Austin only): Can I borrow 20 bucks?

Austin: Im broke.

Eric: Um. John. heehee. I uh I don’t know if I can pay you--

Invisible Man: I’ve given you till Thursday.

Eric: Oh, and its wednesday.

Austin: Its Thursday

Eric (to Austin only): Ok, on my mark, we run.

Eric: Ok I think of have the money somewhere in my- RUN!

(Eric starts running)

(Eric gets stopped by Invisible Man, and gets beat up.)

Invisible Man: Why you hitting your self Eric? WHY Are You Hitting Your Self?

(Eric hitting himself)

Eric (Crying): I don’t know... I don’t know.

(After a minute of seeing Eric getting beatin’ up by the invisible man.)

(Eric walks back up to Austin)

Eric: Oh. I survived.

Austin: Hey I actually got 20 dollars right here in my Jacket Pocket!

My Improvements.

Exact same drawing, just 5 years difference.

Pencil

Dinosaur Comic.

Dumb Davis Comic

Distractions

Hello their. Im Robert. But you can call me Bob.  I was just reading my favorite book, the Canadian Oxford Dictionary. And I was just looking at one of my favorite words, “Distraction”. The Dictionary describes Distraction as “something that interferes with the concentration or takes attention away from something else.” Which I think is a very reasonable definition, but another definition for the word distraction is, “something providing entertainment or amusement, especially something that takes the mind off work or worries and helps relaxation.” But for today we will talk about the first definition of this word. Now out of my years of experience, I have encountered many distractions in my life, and I have learned to not be distracted so easily. Also, for people viewing something for example on television when the viewers are watching a program on the television. Sometimes there would be distractions taking away from the main focus of the scene.  

(Not Finished)

Bank

(Enter 2 robbers into a bank)

banker: next!

(2 robbers put on ski masks and walks up to banker)

(both pull out guns, but one guy has his fingers in a gun shape)

robber 1: wheres your gun?

robber 2: Um. I left it in my other pair of pants. you know the ones with the zipper pockets

robber 1: I know what it looks like! 

robber 1: give us all your money!

banker: Alright. Do you got a card?

robber 2: oh, right. here you are.

robber 1: Hey! what’s amatter with you?

robber 2: Well he just asked. and I thought I might as well make a withdrawal so..

robber 1: nows not the time!

robber 2: oh ya, right. Sorry buddy.

robber 1: Ok its alright. Now Give us all your money!

banker: Sorry Im on my break now, I’ll be back later.

(Exit banker)

the robbers sit down and wait

(Enter cop)

cop: Now what’s all this then?

robbers: Oh fine! you got us! we came here to get money. But the teller went on a    break. and..

cop: Alright, you’ve said enough, I know exactly what to do for you.

(Exit cop)

robbers look at each other confused)

(Enter cop)

cop: Here you lads are, I’ve brought the manager to help you boys out.

manager: Alright, so what can I do for you?

cop stands happily beside them

robber 2: (Whispers) You see, we came here for all of your money.

manager: pardon?

robber 2: (Whispers) We want all of your money!

manager: Sorry but can you speak louder?

robber 1: We’re trying to rob you!

long silence

manager: well...

manager: in a way we all are trying to rob people aren’t we?

cop: Yes we are.

robber 2: Well said buddy

robber 1: No! Im trying to rob the bank!

robber 2: Thats my buddy.

All laugh except robber 1

robber 1: No! Thats not what I mean!

customer: LOOK out that mans robbing the bank (pointing to some other person in the       bank)

(Exit Everybody)

Pac Man Animation

Computer

Mirror