The Visitor

Dog Walking

Silent Stalker

James Bond

Two men are seen in a room. One, named James, is strapped down to a table, with a lazer hanging above his head. The Second one, named Bob, is standing beside the table.

James: You expect me to talk?

Bob: No. No. I expect you to...

James: Expect me to what?

Bob: Er. Oh sorry. I just had a Déjà vu.

James: How do you mean?

Bob: Well. This whole setting seems familiar to me.

James: I don’t think thats Déjà vu, but more of a cliché. Don’t you think?

Bob: Hmm. I don’t know about that.

James: Well, because this scenario is so familiar to the audiences and to us, and it immediately establishes our characters and what is going on. Making it a cliché.

Bob: Hmm. Well, I guess your right. Either way. I’m gonna kill you.

James: (With a big smile on his face, quickly turning into a frown) oh..

Robin Hood

Dragon

I've never drawn a dragon before. So I was like, what the hay.

Easter Bunny

Ya. I know its a little late. But Look at how buff he is.

Payment.

Austin and Eric are walking and talking about something

Eric: So I said to the other guy, that’s not the garbage disposal, thats my wife.

(Austin and Eric both laugh)

Austin: Aha thats a good one.

Eric: Hey Dude!

Austin: What?

Eric: Over there.

(Austin looks over and sees nothing)

Austin: Theirs nothing over there.

Eric: Exactly. Its the invisible man!

Austin: The invisible man?

Eric: Ya. But he doesn’t like to be called that, call him john.

Austin: Call him John?

Eric: Ya. He gets really angry when people call him the invisivle--

Invisible Man: Hey is that you Eric?

Eric: John. How longs it been?

Invisible Man: Are you going to introduce me to your friend?

Eric: Oh. Right. Uh... This is my friend Austin.

Austin: Uh, hello.

Eric (to Austin only): Whats a matter with you? This guy is bigger than both of us.

Eric: Me and Austin were just talking about you.

Austin: No we weren’t

(Eric hits Austin)

Eric: HaHa. What a kidder!

Eric (to Austin only): Dude. Play our cards right and we can get out of this alive!

Invisible Man: Hey, I want my money Eric.

Eric: Oh, heehee. Right. The money.

Eric (to Austin only): Can I borrow 20 bucks?

Austin: Im broke.

Eric: Um. John. heehee. I uh I don’t know if I can pay you--

Invisible Man: I’ve given you till Thursday.

Eric: Oh, and its wednesday.

Austin: Its Thursday

Eric (to Austin only): Ok, on my mark, we run.

Eric: Ok I think of have the money somewhere in my- RUN!

(Eric starts running)

(Eric gets stopped by Invisible Man, and gets beat up.)

Invisible Man: Why you hitting your self Eric? WHY Are You Hitting Your Self?

(Eric hitting himself)

Eric (Crying): I don’t know... I don’t know.

(After a minute of seeing Eric getting beatin’ up by the invisible man.)

(Eric walks back up to Austin)

Eric: Oh. I survived.

Austin: Hey I actually got 20 dollars right here in my Jacket Pocket!

My Improvements.

Exact same drawing, just 5 years difference.

Pencil

Dinosaur Comic.

Dumb Davis Comic

Distractions

Hello their. Im Robert. But you can call me Bob.  I was just reading my favorite book, the Canadian Oxford Dictionary. And I was just looking at one of my favorite words, “Distraction”. The Dictionary describes Distraction as “something that interferes with the concentration or takes attention away from something else.” Which I think is a very reasonable definition, but another definition for the word distraction is, “something providing entertainment or amusement, especially something that takes the mind off work or worries and helps relaxation.” But for today we will talk about the first definition of this word. Now out of my years of experience, I have encountered many distractions in my life, and I have learned to not be distracted so easily. Also, for people viewing something for example on television when the viewers are watching a program on the television. Sometimes there would be distractions taking away from the main focus of the scene.  

(Not Finished)

Bank

(Enter 2 robbers into a bank)

banker: next!

(2 robbers put on ski masks and walks up to banker)

(both pull out guns, but one guy has his fingers in a gun shape)

robber 1: wheres your gun?

robber 2: Um. I left it in my other pair of pants. you know the ones with the zipper pockets

robber 1: I know what it looks like! 

robber 1: give us all your money!

banker: Alright. Do you got a card?

robber 2: oh, right. here you are.

robber 1: Hey! what’s amatter with you?

robber 2: Well he just asked. and I thought I might as well make a withdrawal so..

robber 1: nows not the time!

robber 2: oh ya, right. Sorry buddy.

robber 1: Ok its alright. Now Give us all your money!

banker: Sorry Im on my break now, I’ll be back later.

(Exit banker)

the robbers sit down and wait

(Enter cop)

cop: Now what’s all this then?

robbers: Oh fine! you got us! we came here to get money. But the teller went on a    break. and..

cop: Alright, you’ve said enough, I know exactly what to do for you.

(Exit cop)

robbers look at each other confused)

(Enter cop)

cop: Here you lads are, I’ve brought the manager to help you boys out.

manager: Alright, so what can I do for you?

cop stands happily beside them

robber 2: (Whispers) You see, we came here for all of your money.

manager: pardon?

robber 2: (Whispers) We want all of your money!

manager: Sorry but can you speak louder?

robber 1: We’re trying to rob you!

long silence

manager: well...

manager: in a way we all are trying to rob people aren’t we?

cop: Yes we are.

robber 2: Well said buddy

robber 1: No! Im trying to rob the bank!

robber 2: Thats my buddy.

All laugh except robber 1

robber 1: No! Thats not what I mean!

customer: LOOK out that mans robbing the bank (pointing to some other person in the       bank)

(Exit Everybody)

Pac Man Animation

Computer

Mirror

Zombie Test

Force Animation

"Story"

Our story starts where any other story starts, by introducing the setting. Which is in fact exactly what I was about to do. The story takes place in an undetermined location because the writer did not give specifications. But what is known, is that it takes place in the continent of North America, in the present world that we, as a nation, know and live in. 

Now is the part of our story where we will introduce our characters. That the Reader will soon be able to know and love, or hate, or envy, or whatever the mood is established that the writer wrote. The main character in this story is named Protagonist. Yes. His parents named him Protagonist. This is, by sheer coincidence, the protagonist in our story. So, on with the introduction of characters. The second character in this story, is Antagonist. Yes. Again by sheer coincidence. Our two main characters our called Protagonist and Antagonist. 

Our story starts with our two main character, Protagonist and Antagonist. In fact the best of friends. Ever since they were as tall as a 2 foot tall tree. In fact. They both were 2 feet tall when they first met each other. So our two characters were looking for some land to buy, and build two separate houses on the land, and save money on buying 1 plot of land, then 2 separate plots of land. So our two characters then purchased this plot of land, and looked over this vast barren plot that they had spent there money on.

Protagonist then started walking towards the center of the plot. When he tripped and fell. Antagonist was far off, out of the way, so they both wondered how Protagonist tripped, and fell. But soon they both found out what had caused this. There was a hole. A hole that he had tripped over. and eventually fell.They both found that they’re plot was full of holes. The plot was full of holes, from big holes to little holes for the exception of black holes.

Protagonist then thought of this for a moment, and said to Antagonist, "Hey, Isn't it weird that we weren't given enough information about our plot. and we stumbled into a plot hole?"

"No, its just your imagination" Antagonist replied.

Protagonist took this offensively, "It is not!"

Yes it is. Your always imagining things, pink elephants, now crazy plot holes!" 

"Hey, at least Im not a nincompoop!"

"I know you are but what am I?"

This fight of terribly lame slander went on for sometime. and eventually Antagonist started opposing Protagonist on almost everything about the plot. They both finally agreed to split the land in half. At this moment, by sheer coincidence, a surveyor was taking a stroll across the neighborhood. and the Protagonist called him over, "Hey, your a surveyor aren't you?"

"Why of course I am, but you can call me Conflict." 

Yes. Once again, by yet another sheer coincidence, the surveyors name was Conflict.

"Can you help us settle this plot?" Asked Protagonist.

"Well, Im not sure let me go and ask my boss. He's better at this sort of thing." 

"Alright, sounds good, where is he at?"

The Protagonist was led by Conflict to the boss. The boss’s name was Climax, again another coincidence. So The Protagonist was led by Conflict to Climax. Climax would make the plot clear for the Protagonist. So the Protagonist was happy. Everything was then cleared up after Climax came and did his part. 

Now our story comes to an end. But before we do finish our ending, we thought it would be best to explain the aftermath of the events that you have read. Well, on second though. Never mind.