Doctors office

Jimmy: Hey doc, tell me, tell me the problem.

Doc: Well, its not so bad, you just, you just got lisp.

Jimmy: ...

Doc: Ya, it’s not so bad you just can’t pronounce your S’s

Jimmy: What.  I don’t have lithp.

Doc: Just what I thought, stage 1 denial

Jimmy: I don’t have thage 1 anything

Doc: (Pulls out a peice of paper) You see this peice of paper

Jimmy: Of courth I thee the peith of paper. I’m not blind either.

Doc: No, no of course not, but can you read what’s on it?

Jimmy: Of courth.  (Starts reading paper aloud) The thellth the thellth by the thea thore

Doc: Yes, well, it acually says she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Jimmy: Thath what I thaid.

Doc: Yes, so I’m going to just suggest you go see a speach therapist.

Jimmy: I don’t need to go thee a theach therapith. either.