Saturday, April 25, 2009

Rule World

(23:07:24) Nathan: hey
(23:08:59) Stephen: yo
(23:09:25) Stephen: whaddup?
(23:09:34) Nathan: I decided what I'm gonna do when I grow up
(23:09:47) Stephen: be an animator?
(23:09:55) Nathan: no
(23:10:00) Nathan: the ruler of the world
(23:10:03) Nathan: and I know how too
(23:11:24) Stephen: move to germany and be charismatic
(23:11:35) Nathan: no
(23:11:38) Nathan: but thats a good idea
(23:11:41) Stephen: like hitler
(23:11:45) Nathan: I gotta write that down
(23:11:48) Nathan: oh
(23:11:51) Nathan: nvm
(23:11:55) Nathan: bad idea
(23:12:42) Stephen: lol
(23:12:56) Nathan: so anyways
(23:13:00) Stephen: what's your idea then?
(23:13:15) Nathan: so I'm gonna assemble a team of scientists
(23:13:21) Nathan: and make an army of mice
(23:13:30) Nathan: and the mice will help me biuld a giant death star
(23:14:21) Stephen: why don't you get the scientists to build the death star?
(23:14:27) Nathan: then. The human race will be forced to hand over the earth to me
(23:14:33) Nathan: figurativley of course
(23:14:47) Nathan: oh, well scientists are really, biulder type peopel
(23:16:26) Stephen: you mean aren't?
(23:16:33) Nathan: so the super mice will biuld me the death star
(23:16:43) Nathan: ya
(23:17:23) Stephen: yes we are 
(23:17:27) Nathan: no
(23:17:32) Nathan: thats why the mice will do it
(23:17:33) Nathan: then
(23:17:37) Nathan: I'll rule the world
(23:17:49) Nathan: then I'll have to keep every scientist on the deathstar
(23:17:54) Stephen: why don't you get engineers then?
(23:17:56) Nathan: so I won't getta rebelion
(23:18:06) Nathan: cause mice are better for that ype of thing
(23:18:22) Stephen: the mice would build a tiny death star
(23:18:29) Stephen: b/c they're tiny
(23:18:30) Nathan: no no no
(23:18:37) Nathan: they'll biuld it full size
(23:18:59) Nathan: you see I'll just tell the mice I'm biulding a super super super death star in comparrision to them
(23:19:04) Nathan: and it'll be my size
(23:19:27) Stephen: uh-huh
(23:19:42) Stephen: well, you could just get the pandimensional mice to do it
(23:19:47) Stephen: they are the smartest beings on earth, after all
(23:19:50) Nathan: either way
(23:19:55) Nathan: I'll win the world
(23:20:01) Nathan: then I'll be able to rule the earth
(23:20:22) Stephen: what would you change first?
(23:20:52) Nathan: hmm
(23:20:53) Nathan: well
(23:21:11) Nathan: First I'll formally announce to the world that I own them all now
(23:21:19) Nathan: and probably thank people
(23:21:41) Stephen: i didn't ask what you would do first, what would you *change*?
(23:21:46) Nathan: oh
(23:21:47) Nathan: well
(23:21:54) Nathan: I would change my socks
(23:21:58) Nathan: cause they have holes
(23:22:48) Stephen: you can do that without being ruler of the world
(23:22:56) Nathan: oh
(23:23:00) Nathan: either way
(23:23:04) Stephen: what would you change about the world we live in as supreme despot
(23:23:11) Nathan: well
(23:23:19) Nathan: I would probably change the worlds socks
(23:23:26) Nathan: they'd probably smell 
(23:24:52) Stephen: . . .
(23:27:38) Stephen: you wouldn't end war, end hunger?
(23:30:56) Nathan: nah

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