Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Russian Spy. Rough

Russian spy sits at table, and theres a long silence. Russian also has his index finger over his mouth, his mustache.


Russian spy:

“Do you have ze device in place?”


Random dude:

“ uh..Sure..?”

“ Whats that on your mouth?”


Russian spy:

(looks down at mustache)

“Oh, heehee, uh. that is ah, my moostache.


Random dude:

“Right...”


Russian spy:

“So you have ze device in place, no?

(Puts a big box on the table on which there sitting on)

“Here iz ze package”


Random dude:

“uh...”


Russian spy:

“Iz there a problem?”


Random dude:

“huh? oh no, no problem.”


Russian spy:

“Alright”

“Do you have...ze payment?”


Random dude:

“What? no”


Russian spy:

“You disappoint me Mr. Gibbs.”


Random dude:

“Who?”


Russian spy:

“You are, you are not Mr. Gibbs...?”


Random dude:

“No.”


Russian spy: 

“You, you are sure?”


Random dude:

(nods head)


Russian spy:

“Uh..,um...you zaw nothin, Mr.”

(Picks up big box, and walks away quickly)

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