Russian spy sits at table, and theres a long silence. Russian also has his index finger over his mouth, his mustache.
Russian spy:
“Do you have ze device in place?”
Random dude:
“ uh..Sure..?”
“ Whats that on your mouth?”
Russian spy:
(looks down at mustache)
“Oh, heehee, uh. that is ah, my moostache.
Random dude:
“Right...”
Russian spy:
“So you have ze device in place, no?
(Puts a big box on the table on which there sitting on)
“Here iz ze package”
Random dude:
“uh...”
Russian spy:
“Iz there a problem?”
Random dude:
“huh? oh no, no problem.”
Russian spy:
“Alright”
“Do you have...ze payment?”
Random dude:
“What? no”
Russian spy:
“You disappoint me Mr. Gibbs.”
Random dude:
“Who?”
Russian spy:
“You are, you are not Mr. Gibbs...?”
Random dude:
“No.”
Russian spy:
“You, you are sure?”
Random dude:
(nods head)
Russian spy:
“Uh..,um...you zaw nothin, Mr.”
(Picks up big box, and walks away quickly)
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