Monday, March 1, 2010

Letter of Complaint

Dear Nature Valley,


I am a typical high school student with a slightly above average, but very consistent, grade. I have recently purchased one of your “Jumbo Variety Pack: Sweet & Salty Chewy Nut Bars” and I must say, it was one of the most sweetest and most saltiest chewy nut bar I’ve had in quite a long time. I think I speak for all typical high school students with a slightly above average grade when I say, I am disappointed in the ratio between the peanut and almond sweet and salty bars.


I’ve got nothing against peanuts (besides the fact that about 3 million of the earths population are to allergic it) I regularly have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But a time comes in every man's life when he's had enough of peanuts, especially after a long day when he goes to eat some sweet and salty bars, but finding that only peanut is left. The point I am trying to get across is that your “Jumbo Variety Pack: Sweet & Salty Chewy Nut Bars” has a ratio of 3:5 almond to peanut sweet and salty bars.


If I were you guys, I would try and narrow this ratio down to 1:1, maybe even create a new type of sweet and salty bar, such as cashews (A bold, but right move) and have a 1:2:1 ratio, nature’s perfect ratio. Despite this flaw, I would like to continue eating your delicious sweet and salty bars because I feel it can be overcome. I would like to continue to eat your sweet and salty bars. Thank you for your time, people of Nature Valley.


Thinking of your sweet and salty bars constantly,





Nathan Shaw

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