Thursday, December 27, 2007

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Monday, December 17, 2007

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Drawings








Some Computer drawings that I made in my spare time.

Cartoon 5

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Thursday, November 22, 2007

My Drawings













These are drawings that I made over the summer and ya so comments and ya!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Drawing

I drew this picture in class; photoshopped it and this is the final production.

Cartoon 3

Cartoon 2

Cartoon 1

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Lawn Mower Mayhem

Lawn Mower Mayhem

By JeffZHigs

Chapter 1: Haggis

13 years ago, in this very room. An old guy named Haggis, haggis got so mad at all there little children who laughed at his funny name. Haggis is a funny name if I didn’t tell you. So this guy was mowing his carpet one morning, and then he ran over his foot. Big pains hurt his foot.

Chapter 2: Amputation

The doctor operated on Haggis’ foot, his foot still hurt, but they put and end to that.

Chapter 3: Funeral

Haggis died.

Chapter 4: Ghost

Haggis comes back from the Ford Dealership (Oops, I meant dead). Haggis scared the heebie-jeebies out off that kids that made fun of him. Haggis was stupid.

Chapter 5: Morale

Don’t name your kid Haggis.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Short Story 3

Phone Book 3.0:

Behind the Scenes of Phone Book 2.0

A JeffZHigs Story

Chapter 1: Inspiration

To tell the truth I forgot how I realised that writing a sequel to the famous Phone Book was why I was created. It was my purpose in life. Writing a sequel to such an amazing book was a challenge, but I believe I pulled it off.

Chapter 2: Why a sequel?

Cause I can.

Chapter 3: Reference Page

I have a confession to make, This is actually a sentence.

Chapter 4: Cookies

I did plan to make the Phone Book 3.0 to come with cookies, but we all can’t make are dreams become awsomer eh?

Chapter 5: Glossary

  1. Truth- It’s like when you realised that Santa got killed in a freak circus accident
  2. Can- It’s what pop comes in
  3. Chapter 3- The beginning of a new era. Well actually it’s not.
  4. Sentence- When the circus freaks got put in jail for killing Santa in an “accident”
  5. Glossary- You should have realised this by know.
  6. Era- I dunno. It sounded cool at the time.

Chapter 6: Bibliography

This may be hard to believe, but I didn’t need to spell check bibliography. I’m a great guesser.

The End

Short Story 2

The Phone Book 2.0

A story written by JeffZHigs

Chapter 1: My Phone Number

JeffZHigs: Private Private

Chapter 2: Index

JeffZHigs: Page1

The End

Short Story

Ya, I decided one day to write a novel, and then the novel was over and It was done. So I decided to post it:

William Shakespeare #2

A story by JeffZHigs

Chapter 1: Day one.

I was born.

Chapter 2: Day two

I celebrated my one day anniversary of my birth.

Chapter 3: Eight Days Later

I realised that I wasted ten whole days of my life.

Chapter 4: Two Months Later

A month and a half passed by. Well that plus another half.

Chapter 5: First Birthday

I turned as much as my IQ was at the time.

Chapter 6: Font

I found the font controls for the computer.

Chapter 7: Sixth Birthday

I turned six.

Chapter 8: Pencil

I dropped a pencil sharpener on my foot.

Chapter 9: Nose

I broke my nose while riding a bike.

Chapter 10: book

From this point on in the book, you will not be reading chapters that have only one digit.

Chapter 11: book

Told you…

Chapter 12: epiphany

I realised I should write a book about my life. Setting a goal of one and a half pages.

Chapter 13: Watch

I realised that the time was 4:58.

Chapter 14: Realisation

I realised that my goal was complete. I smiled looking over the print preview.

The End

Wednesday, October 17, 2007